Theo Epstein-Tom Ricketts Meeting Illustrated

News — nay, “news” — broke yesterday that a Chicagoan saw Red Sox GM Theo Epstein meeting with Cubs chairman/owner Tom Ricketts at a Starbucks. The resident/spy was “99.99% percent” sure it was Epstein.

Genuine American Hero, Tim Souers, then helped us illiterate fans, illustrating the event for us with most chilling, photo-realistic detail:

Do your eyes a favor. Read some Cubby-Blue.