The Top Three Arms of the 2014 Draft
The 2014 amateur draft begins tonight at 6pm ET tonight — and, while there’s some uncertainty regarding the specific order in which they’ll be selected, there’s less mystery about which pitchers are the draft’s best.
To better acquaint the reader with those pitchers, below are images of their respective arms, accompanied by analysis of same.
Brady Aiken, LHP, Cathedral Catholic HS (Calif.)
This arm is positioned a little bit behind the pitcher’s body.
Carlos Rodon, LHP, North Carolina State
This one extends diagonally a lot from the bottom and left to the top and right.
Tyler Kolek, RHP, Shepherd HS (Texas)
This arm is stretching backwards a lot.
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