The St. Louis Streaker in Three Easy Tweets

Last night, during the seventh inning of the Phillies-Cardinals game in St. Louis, a gentleman emerged, sans pants, from the Busch Stadium stands and into the hearts of Americans everywhere. (And, immediately after that, into the arms of Busch Stadium security.)

For those readers unable to witness the event firsthand, luckily Twitter is a thing that exists. Let’s relive the excitement!

First, from Jim Salisbury of CSN Philadelphia, we get this Action News Alert:

Streaker is resisting arrest

— Jim Salisbury (@JSalisburyCSN) May 25, 2012

Next, from Jeff Passan of Yahoo! Sports, a detailed scouting report:

I’d say the streaker was more of a north-south runner than anything. Decent speed. Lost his footing on cuts. Should’ve at least worn spikes.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) May 25, 2012

And finally — and most pointedly — from the Philadelphia Inquirer’s Bob Brookover:

Ball two.

— Bob Brookover (@brookob) May 25, 2012