The Pitcher’s Glare, Redefined

Last night, the Appreciator of Things no doubt appreciated the valor and excellence of Mr. Derek Holland, thief of hearts. We learned that beneath the wispy curlicue of a Camaro owner’s mustache beats a mighty heart and will. We also learned that excellence is possible despite a subversive rendition of the Pitcher’s Glare. Bear handsome witness:

While Bob Gibson’s glare made you want to quake and Andy Pettitte’s made you feel as though you needed a safe word, Holland’s says to the recipient, “I dunno, man. Maybe after ‘Adult Swim’ is over.” Or, alternatively, “Ah, f*ck it.” Or, more alternatively still, “Hey, dude. Watch this sh*t.”