The Orioles, Hollywood’s Team

The following image, snapped and developed inside the camera itself by a Hollywood Polaroid at the Coachella music festival, which sounds just awful, contains truths. Foremost among these truths is that the Baltimore Orioles are the team of the those with big studio contracts at RKO Radio Pictures:

What does a young starlet need besides lifeless eyes and the love of a misunderstood Morrissey-Vampire? She needs for Hollywood’s hometown nine, the Hollywood Orioles, to win that base-and-ball match.

The Orioles name is surely on the list, won’t you check again? The foul line is really a healthy dusting of cocaine, and the Orioles will have some in the bathroom like now.

The Orioles just touched home plate, and home plate is Buddy Ebsen Karate Movie.