The Next Hip-Hop Empire: NESN
Social-media experts agree: Nothing builds the brand quite like awkward rap. This lesson is not lost on the folks at NESN. Indeed, the Masshole Mothership has, presumably with sanction and advance planning, released this felonious assault against Hip Hop.
Said video does not make me want to drink deeply of Red Sox Nation and its countless tentacles. It does, however, make me want to deliver a solemn apology to DJ Kool Herc for what we have wrought.
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…I was really hoping for the sake of non-moronic Red Sox fans(Sons of Sam Horn members, basically) that you guys wouldn’t find this video…