The Miami Marlins Home Run Feature IS…

Add “in bed” to conclude the following opinions about that one thing, for hours of fun [in bed]:

• as phenomenally tacky as you imagined.
• every bit as trippy as we expected.
• really happening.
• an oversized shooting gallery.
• still terriesome…awerrible…
• alive and terrible.
• a real thing, and it’s monstrous.
• predictably amazing.
• fully operational.
• as frightening as you might have expected
• huge. That is all.
• fully working now.
• taller than a pyramid of bulldozers.
• a little big. Amazing.
• priceless.
• the most super thing in baseball history and I love it. [Note: This is obviously actually about Notgraphs. In bed.]
• way worse than I thought it could be.
• even better than i could have imagined.
• currently being erected.

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