The Best Seat For the Game
Let’s break down the perfect game-watching experience. A checklist!
Beverages, preferably of the adult variety.
A computer, for social networking while watching. Gotta stay connected.
Some sort of team paraphernalia to mark allegiances.
Good summer weather, if only to be enjoyed through an open door or window.
A fan to keep cool if said weather borders on hot.
A good view of the competition, either through the television or in person.
A lack of pants, whether complete or partial, in order to keep the nether regions comfortable throughout.
So, I submit to you, perhaps the perfect-est seat for a baseball game:
Thanks to James Kannengeiser for pointing me to this Mocksession GIF.
With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.
Oh my goodness, its Mike Scioscia’s non-union, non-Mexican, much heavier equivalent.
I’m pretty sure that’s just regular ole Mike Scioscia.