The Golden God of Wiffle Ball
Although his max-effort delivery would make me hesitant to hand out a multi-year contract, there’s no doubting the raw stuff. Fathom:
I played a fair amount of Wiffle Ball games back in the day, and I can say that — were the young Sudden Sam you see above one of the neighborhood kids — after our initial amazement subsided we’d hold games in secret just so this guy wouldn’t show up and make a shameful hash of us all. He would probably have a way-cool bike, too. Like a Kuwahara or a custom-made Hutch or something. Big jerk.
(Curtsy: TedQuarters)
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I once convinced my ex-wife to play some wiffleball with me. In my wisdom, I demonstrated a ‘screwball’, which she took to the face. Not my best idea ever!