The Future of Sports Urination
Weary of those ancient ballpark urinals found in haunts like Wrigley, Fenway and Dodger, the ones taken from Thomas Jefferson’s Monticello estate? Know that the future brings hope …
“Thermochromic coating on steel panel” or urination sorcery? The latter, obviously.
If nothing else, team owners now have the tidy rationale they need for the next round of taxpayer-funded stadium refurbishments. Bodily Functions 2.0!
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I see no good reason why these shouldn’t replace all existing urinals.