The Facial Hair Home Run Derby

Loyal reader Larry Holt sent me this screen grab:

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Thanks to the LA Times for being on the case. Clearly a little bit of facial hair goes a long way when it comes to Home Run Derbies. Next year, look for each of the competitors to simply sport one long hair coming out of some part of his face, with the rest of it clean-shaven.





Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Well-Beered Englishman
11 years ago

Bryan Harper won the Facial Hair Derby.

Short Season Ball
11 years ago

Hear. Hear.

Short Season Ball
11 years ago

Or Here. Here.

The Return of Rambo Diaz
11 years ago

Or Hair. Hair.

Steven
11 years ago

Or Hare. Hare.

splinter
11 years ago

who’s bryan?

steve
11 years ago
Reply to  splinter

Bryce’s brother.