The Facial Hair Home Run Derby
Loyal reader Larry Holt sent me this screen grab:
Thanks to the LA Times for being on the case. Clearly a little bit of facial hair goes a long way when it comes to Home Run Derbies. Next year, look for each of the competitors to simply sport one long hair coming out of some part of his face, with the rest of it clean-shaven.
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
Bryan Harper won the Facial Hair Derby.
Hear. Hear.
Or Here. Here.
Or Hair. Hair.
Or Hare. Hare.
who’s bryan?
Bryce’s brother.