Tastes Perfected at Coors Field
It has come to this author’s attention – via the above tweet and article by ESPN personality/banal number-producer Darren Rovell – that the Blue Moon beverage company has come up with a new beer/wine hybrid. Apparently, the taste for this “drink” was perfected at Coors Field in Denver, CO. Knowing this, the NotGraphs Investigative Reporting Investigation Team searched for, and discovered, other tastes perfected at Coors Field:
Uncle Teddy’s Soup and Wood
Pizza Ice Cream Sandwich (an ice cream sandwich with frozen pizzas as the bread)
Manila File Folder Nachos
Cheese Cords
Open-Faced Car Battery
Gooch Sweat Tea
McRib
Deep-Fried Key Shavings
Fettuccini Barfredo
Stick on a Fish
David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.
Nice Minnesota Mutation flipping the state fair “on a stick” convention.