Swisher
I go to Twitter looking for Nick Swisher news… and it appears that the word Swisher is slang for something else. I do not know quite what. I feel like I don’t even know English anymore after reading these tweets.
Hell of loud in my swisher.
— February 2nd.(@Black_Dougiee) December 19, 2012
Twisting up this grand daddy purp into a swisher for you.. About to send some clouds your way @itsdeltron Rest easy fam!
— Michael Smann (@michaelsmann) December 19, 2012
I wanna buy a swisher for tomorrow -.-
— Gho$t. (@FittedCapDee_) December 19, 2012
I got purple in my swisher, purple in my car, purple in my wine clap, purple label up, grapes what’s upppp
— Destiny Hughes (@desstiknee) December 19, 2012
You beggen to hit my swisher, nd Yo girl liking all my pictures
— 2Liter AwwChuu (@_AwwChuuBlessMe) December 19, 2012
I have swisher aftertaste in my mouth. Eww.
— Alma (@ThatPutaAlmita) December 19, 2012
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
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