Surest Sign of the Apocalypse: David Wells in a Wig

On account of I was a pretty terrible catechumen, I don’t remember the Book of Revelation word-for-word — or even chapter-for-chapter, really. That said, I’m almost positive that one of main visions included therein — and heralding the end of earthly existence, etc. — is the one depicted in the image above.
Terrifying image captured from TBS by Erik Malinowski.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Do we not remember SNL?