Super-Fake Fake Baseball League

Because you, reader, are a bespectacled person with his finger on the pulse of medias social and otherwise, you might very well be aware that the proprietors of eight fake Twitter accounts (listed below in full splendor) recently descended upon a virtual draft room to pick and choose entirely not-real baseball teams.

Riddles, mysteries, enigmas: you get the idea.

In any case, We the People — thanks to the internet — have been granted the ability to follow this very important fantasy league as the season unfolds via this webpage.

Here are your owners of this fakest of fake leagues: Old Hoss Radbourn, Fake Dayton Moore, Fan Since ’09, Fake Cito Gaston, Fake Fred Wilpon, Dodgers GM, Very Fake Bleacher Report, Faux Frank Wren.

And here’s some crack analysis of the draft, courtesy of Faux Frank Wren himself.