Suggestions for the 5th President in the Nationals’ Race

It is come to my attention that the Nationals will be adding a fifth mascot to their Race of Presidents*. While the Nationals fans may assume that the Naltionals will feature a former U.S. President, allow me to offer up the idea of using an international president, in an effort to not only bolster international relations, but also because they pretty much used up all the good options already. Observe:

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Algerian President Abdelaziz Bouteflika
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Senegalese President Macky Sall
German President Joachim Gauck
German President Joachim Gauck
Dijibouti President Ismaïl Omar Guelleh

 

*-pretty sure they don’t call it that.

 





David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.

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LHomonacionale
12 years ago

Calling it for Nixon.

David WiersMember since 2016
12 years ago
Reply to  LHomonacionale

I’d prefer to see the head of Nixon get carried around by the headless body of Agnew.

Pat G
12 years ago
Reply to  David Wiers

futurama ftw