Submit Answers for Thoroughly Daft Dayn Perry Podcast

Dayn Perry and the present author are recording an Answer Time edition of FanGraphs Audio late tomorrow (Thursday) morning — a thing (i.e. Answer Time) not unlike Question Time, but also the exact opposite.
The reader is invited to submit an answer for Perry — who hasn’t made his bed, but is already preparing to lie in it — in the comment section below.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
A porcupine smothered in chocolate sauce.
What did Dayn Perry eat for dessert last night?
I didn’t answer you.
I didn’t question you.
Touché, mother fucker. Touché.