Strangest Spring Training Tweets
Spring training = clean shaven and lots of baby powder. Johnson and Johnson’s stock just went up.
— Tony Maccani (@TMaccani) February 12, 2013
Let him have his spring trainingwithout his wife having to come and police every move he makes. #lethimplayball
— Baseball Pants (@Urbaseballpants) February 12, 2013
Alex Cobb’s dog looks to make the Rays out of Spring Training atmlb.com/12tH27Q via @cut4 @shawtyt20
— Al Tyson (@AlTyson2) February 12, 2013
#springtraining is finally here. So excited. Remember to get ur #tbraysboobs pics out. #boobment #tbrays
— TB Rays Boobs (@TBRaysBoobs) February 12, 2013
Ppl taking the piss abt #BellLetsTalk are not funny. Wanting to go to spring training is NOT a mental illness. You’re not helping the cause
— Paulyne (@CanasianMe) February 12, 2013
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
These are, indeed, very strange. Humanity on display.