Spotted: Noted Weblogger Dayn Perry at Today’s Cubs Game

It won’t surprise anyone familiar with my colleague Dayn Perry or his work to learn that he passes the majority of his nights and days entirely sans shirt. It is wholly within the realm of credulity, moreover, to find that the only garment for which Perry exhibits any tolerance — because it allows him to evacuate at leisure — is a disposable diaper. Finally, no one anywhere is likely to disbelieve the suggestion that Product of the American South Dayn Perry devotes a sizable portion of his waking life to striking his head against objects both foreign and domestic (with a marked preference for the latter, naturally).
What has happened today? Today, noted weblogger Dayn Perry was spotted at a Cubs game.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
You know there is a shorter name for “weblog” right? Most of us refer to it as a “weblo.” Doing so will save you a bunch of headline space.
Weblog already is a shortening of Web blog. Just how far do you plan to go with this? It’s a slippery slope from web blog to weblog to weblo to w.
You know who else had a think for the systematic elimination of letters? Hitle.
people who say web blog are the same as those who say pin number
I work at a bank and I can confirm the number of people that day that is literally everyone