Spotted: Mascot Eyeing Horse Lustily
June 12, 2012
The reader — knowing something about the old rerum natura, as it were — understands immediately from this image that Southpaw, the official mascot of the Chicago White Sox, will use the horse also pictured here towards the end of satisfying his appetite.
What we can’t know — can only speculate upon — is if that appetite is gastronomic or sexual in nature.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
The White Sox have a mascot? What the fuck?
For almost a decade.
At least they are moving towards the appropriate number of mascots. They used to have two – Ribbie and Rhubarb.
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