Spotted: French Ad Feat. Baseball Mitt, Shiny Cheeseburger
November 22, 2013
“Even the Americans want to taste it.”
The author encountered this Compelling Advertisement on Thursday while walking along the Rue Ordener.
From it, one is able to infer certain, undoubtedly true facts — namely, that:
- With regard to bacon, its sheen is of some importance.
- With regard to fast-foot hamburgers, Americans are the arbiters of taste.
- Americans, additionally, are be-gloved at all times.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Come on Cistulii, you supposed to be editin all dat sheeit out. Also, Americans do, in some demographically observable fashion, have greater burger expertise than, say, the people of Somolia. That said, I must also presume that the french have never watched a baseball game, as the men who are well acquainted with bun-clad beef tend to be less good at finding things within their glove.
See: Fielder, Prince
What’s going on here?