Spotted: Bryce Harper on the Author’s Internet Computer

The first game of MLB.TV’s spring broadcast schedule has begun. While Shaun Marcum and not, as the author previously suggested, Zack Wheeler is starting for the Mets, the game still features Stephen Strasburg and Bryce Harper and (I guess) Ruben Tejada, who just homered, somehow. Also, it really does appear as though Wheeler is due to pitch.

Congratulations to us, is the presiding sentiment so far as this information is concerned.