Spotted: Brian Kenny, Mid-Level Superhero

While decidedly less fast than a speeding bullet, sportscaster Brian Kenny absolutely graduated magna cum laude from New York Tech in 1985 and even maybe attended St. John’s, although Wikipedia would like a citation so far as that’s concerned.

Despite having considerably less power than a locomotive, sportscaster Brian Kenny has ably anchored several notable television baseball programs, including (most recently) Clubhouse Confidential and MLB Now.

Is Brian Kenny able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? No, it’s ridiculous to even think so. But he won an Emmy in 2003, which is more than most people are doing with their absurd, tiny lives.