Spotted: Bespectacled Cardinal Fan/Scottish Warrior
August 2, 2011
I can neither confirm nor deny the claim that it takes a village to raise a child. I can, however, state with some certainty that it requires an electronic village to properly document all the frigging whimsy going otherwise undocumented at America’s ballparks.
In this particular instance, the electronic villager is Will, and he’s alerted us to what is clearly one of William Wallace’s allies from the Battle of Stirling Bridge, who, having traveled to the future, is posing as a Cardinal fan to avoid drawing attention to himself.
Either that, or it’s Jason Isringhausen in disguise. One or the other.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Wow. Shave the beard and I feel as though there would be an *uncanny* resemblance to Izzy. The eyes speak to his true identity. But why wear the cap of the lover who spurned you?