Sporadic Bat-Flip Coverage: Jason Kipnis, Last Night
Some time this past spring, the author resolved that he would attempt, in these pages, to document for the wide readership this season the bat-flip in all of its different and glorious incarnations.
Like most claims made by someone with a marinara stain on a weird part of his underpants, however, this one wasn’t to be trusted. In point of fact, this site’s coverage of bat flips has appeared only in fits and starts — like the love of a father who expresses his emotions only in fits and starts.
As the alternative is absolutely no coverage of bat flips, however — or no paternal love whatever — one must satisfy him- or herself with what is made available.
Credit to concerned readers JayAre and PronkTwp for bringing the author’s attention to the footage in question.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Check this bat flip coverage out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYDjhQ39TeY&feature=player_embedded
thats probably the greatest thing ive ever seen
I prefer the broadcast of this coverage to be in a language I don’t understand. Thus, I can infer that they are in fact providing the narrative of my life.