Slightly Edited News Article: The Execution of David Ortiz
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
It’s a dark day in baseball.
We’ve already got the tarp on several Grapefruit League fields, but it might clear up. You never know.