Six-Week-Old Mistakes In Facial Hair
Earlier this week, I presented Luke Scott’s beard as a current mistake in facial hair. Loyal reader Larry Holt has alerted me to something even worse. Avert your eyes. Not safe for workplace, homeplace, or anyplace.
Courtesy of The Detroit News… which means BLAME THE DETROIT NEWS…
That’s Jose Valverde, and some kind of terribly diseased animal that has attached itself to his chin.
(Bobby Jenks says hello.)
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Is it the lighting, or is part of it blonde and part of it black?
i believe it’s half and half, which is the basis for calling it a mistake.
Every time he gives up a jack, another hair turns white.