Six-Week-Old Mistakes In Facial Hair

Earlier this week, I presented Luke Scott’s beard as a current mistake in facial hair. Loyal reader Larry Holt has alerted me to something even worse. Avert your eyes. Not safe for workplace, homeplace, or anyplace.

Courtesy of The Detroit News… which means BLAME THE DETROIT NEWS…

valverde

That’s Jose Valverde, and some kind of terribly diseased animal that has attached itself to his chin.

(Bobby Jenks says hello.)





Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Well-Beered Englishman
11 years ago

Is it the lighting, or is part of it blonde and part of it black?

kdm628496
11 years ago

i believe it’s half and half, which is the basis for calling it a mistake.

NatsFan73
11 years ago

Every time he gives up a jack, another hair turns white.