Seriously, Mang. Tick-Tock.
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This screencap was taken a full two nights ago.. Now, of course, only mere minutes remain until Albert Pujols’s self-made contract deadline. Will Albert stay in St. Louis? Will he bolt for Chicago? Los Angeles? Maybe… no… not New York?!
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