Seattle Mariners Commercials: Funny

The Seattle Mariners have had, what poets have deigned, a “turd-tastic” decade. This however, has not stopped them from having fun. Behold! The great Seattle Mariners Commercials!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf_HoE-mRoQ

Here we see prankster, now-retired Ken Griffey Jr., doing his thang.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW384YzzHKM

And hark! Is that a Jay Buhner sighting?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rq97cFnIv8

The Indomitable Jamie Moyer!

Yesssss! Everyone’s two favorite not-terrible relievers, battling it out in a match of wits!

Oh the places you’ll go, Cliff Lee, after you leave Seattle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ2zKCmNPcA

Also these:

Talk to Yonder Glove!
A Plague!
Brett The Destructor!
Adrian Beltre: And his Dark Arts, and his New Flex Position.
Pilferers and Thieves!
A Quadruple Play!
Randy Johnson: Working Man

Hat tipping to Mr. Ruszczyk.