Ryne Stanek: A Slider by Which to Make Sweet Love

Arkansas sophomore right-hander and likely top 2013 draftee Ryne Stanek pitched against, and beat, two-time reigning champions South Carolina on Monday night in a winners’ bracket game of the College Word Series (box).

As Stanek’s 3:3 K:BB for the game suggests, he wasn’t dominant in the strictest sense; however, as the following steaming-hot GIFs make clear, Stanek’s slider isn’t the thing holding him back from total domination of both/either opposing hitters and/or the whole world.

The reader is invited to use the following GIFs as a potent aphrodisiac with a view to the end of sweet, sweet lovemaking.

Third Inning vs. Catcher Dante Rosenberg

Fourth Inning vs. Left Fielder Tanner English

Sixth Inning vs. Left Fielder Tanner English