Run the Gamut of Emotions with Matt Purke
February 7, 2012
Matt Purke is a 21-year-old left-hander out of TCU, taken in the third round of the most recent draft by the Washington Nationals. Basically every photo of him is pretty excellent.
Today, we’re going to learn about the different emotions that Matt Purke has.
Sad:
Happy:
Even Happier:
Aggressively Happy:
Even More Aggressively Happy:
Images courtesy, in order, of India Times, WFAA, South Florida Marlins, Statesman, TCU360.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
For what it’s worth, this guy really needs to keep the beard. Else he risks being asked to stand over there waiting to run the bases with all the other kids after the game ends…
pic number too is pretty hip, I think he should roll with that and sport a vest from 1982ish
or being asked to teach an Outside Art seminar at Bowdoin
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