Ron Gardenhire Is Shaking His Head at That
Hey, Ron Gardenhire, your team is losing by 15 runs, a position player is on the mound, and your center fielder and shortstop just let a harmless fly ball drop between them. Is that Twins baseball?

Hey, Ron Gardenhire: Evans contends that Lacan’s earliest versions of the mirror stage, while flawed, can be regarded as a pioneering concept in the field of ethology and a precursor of both cognitive psychology and evolutionary psychology. Do you find any validity in this argument?

Huh. Okay. Well, anyway, I might be visiting Minneapolis this fall. Any chance you and I could get some drinks?

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
“Hey, Gardie. Do you find any of Joe Mauer’s commercials entertaining?”
No