Ricky Bottalico, Cocksure Cocksman
I had never before in my pointless existence used the phrase “cocksure cocksman” until I laid rheumy eyes upon this image of Ricky Bottalico:

That’s Ricky Bottalico. Those are the kind of pythons you can’t buy in a pet store. And this has been your Daguerreotype of the Evening.
(Reluctant tug-job: Hitting the Cutoff Man)
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ricky is small, but Bottalico… whoa, look out!!