Rickey Henderson, Thief of Bases and Hearts
Rickey Henderson may be 52 years old, but the Hall of Famer doesn’t need to read the instructions when it comes to charming the Ladies of the World. That’s the case even when the Lady of the World in question is a coquettish little minx by the name of Kate Upton …
Mr. Rickey Henderson was absolutely through with it before you knew what to do with it.
Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at CBSSports.com's Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.
Dayn, you’re my goddamn hero. Lesser men would just write the words, but you made sure to title the image like a goddamn PSA.
UPTON: Yes, 18.
Quite frankly, I think the notgraphs staff should ensure that hovering over every image of an attractive female (or recent international signee) provides us with a legal status so that we may lust accordingly.
I know notgraphs readers have a very discerning eye, but Upton’s only been legal for 13 calender months, so again, thank you.
The image title is actually from The Chive.