Real Photos: Boileryard Clarke Haunting Young Children

It’s a matter of public record that Boileryard Clarke was conceived at New York’s Auburn State Prison during a terrifying 12-minute conjugal visit on Valentine’s Day of 1868, raised by a ornery bull terrier named Dom behind a lower Manhattan tenement house, and experienced compassion just once in his life — but would never divulge why or for whom.

What Boileryard Clarke never cared for — likely because he never was one himself — was children. And as these real and not-fake images demonstrate, Boileryard Clarke continues to terrify them even in spectral form.

Boileryard Cheese

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Boileryard Cheese 4

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Boileryard Cheese 5





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Martyn
12 years ago

The living (or dead) image of Stoke City hard man and ‘Berlin Wall’ Robert Huth, who not only haunts children but switches their milk for distilled liquid herpes:

http://www.thefootballsocial.co.uk/images/players/stoke%20city/Robert%20Huth.jpg

Martyn
12 years ago
Reply to  Martyn

I was suggesting that Clarke is a ringer for Huth, by the way. I did not make that clear. This shall be my final post. I go to prostrate myself on the sluice flooring of a Moroccan horse abattoir.

harperhill
12 years ago
Reply to  Martyn

It’s ok Martyn, don’t be so hard on yourself. Perhaps just make that the first, last and only time I have to read about children drinking any form of STD. Sluice flooring of a Moroccan horse abattoir, though — that I can live with.