Raw, Raw Audio: Ryan Braun Batting Practice Explosion
When the BBWAA admitted the present author to its ranks, what they likely had in mind is that he’d produce high-quality content like that which follows — namely, a 20-second audio clip of Ryan Braun taking batting practice today at Miller Park, and ending in an sound effect called Large/Sharp/Boomy Explosion with Falling Debris.
To wit:
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I bet the BBWAA is having second thoughts.
They should have just made Carson president for life.