Racial Gesture of the Week
Humberto is my friend and he was pointing out one of my best attributes, my eyes! #proudtobeofasiandescent
— Bruce Chen (@ChenMusic) June 10, 2012
Courtesy of CBS Sports’ Eye on Baseball, this heartwarming article about Humberto Quintero and Bruce Chen.
It’s good to know that CBS has an entire blog devoted to things like this.
Wait, what? Are you telling me that every post on “Eye on Baseball” isn’t about the shape of baseball players’ eyes??? But… how… huh…??? Could there even be a more perfect name for the blog that would report this story? It’s really just a coincidence? Seriously?
Stay tuned for my soon-to-be-launched Ears On Baseball blog, which will only contain posts about this guy.
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
I gotta imagine Ears On Baseball would also hold an article or two from ear-related moth incidents as well.