Mets 2012 Promotional Schedule

Real one here.

Thu, Apr 5
1:10 pm Braves
Invitation To Invest In The Team
Presented By Sterling Equities | First 2,000 Fans Everyone Who Comes

Sat, Apr 7
1:10 pm Braves
Foam Hand To Wave Goodbye To David Wright
Presented By The Atlanta Braves | Only 1,800 Fans

Sat, Apr 21
1:10 pm Giants
Airline Vomit Bag
Presented By Sterling Equities | “First” 1,600 Fans

Sun, Apr 22
1:10 pm Giants
Bernie Madoff Bobblehead
Presented By Citi | Limited to 1,400 Fans / Passersby

Wed, Apr 25
7:10 pm Marlins
Mr. Met Dash To Another Stadium To See A Better Team

Fri, May 4
7:10 pm D-backs
Collector’s Cup of Ryan Braun’s Urine

Sun, May 6
1:10 pm D-backs
Mets 50th Anniversary Commemorative Noose

Sun, May 27
1:10 pm Padres
Banner Investment Returns Day (“what, 12% a year isn’t normal?”)

Sat, Jun 2
4:10 pm Cardinals
Mr. Met Dash To Prison

Sun, Jun 3
1:10 pm Cardinals
Be Our Center Fielder Day

Sun, Jun 17
1:10 pm Reds
Unveiling of Memorial To Jason Bay’s Career

Fri, Jun 22
7:10 pm Yankees
Cap Trade. Bring a Mets cap. We give you a different team’s.

Sat, Jul 7
4:10 pm Cubs
Mini Bat. Is also actual size bat being used by players.

Sun, Jul 8
1:10 pm Cubs
Mr. Met Dash To Bankruptcy Court

Tue, Jul 24
7:10 pm Nationals
Mets Team Store Clearance Sale Gift Card