Priorities and Those Who Have Them
As any good parent knows, there are things in this world very much worth the price, even if that price is the pain and suffering of one’s spawn. Among those things? Hot, delicious pizza. A candlelit evening with Cheryl Ladd. Fist-pumping rock music. And, of course, a cowhide orb freshly smote over outfield fencing:
Suffer the little children? Yes, please.
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Koreans are bad parents.