Postseason Bat-Flip Coverage: Delmon Young

I had a thought late Wednesdsay night, as I lay awake at three in the morning, exiled to my couch, reading Henry Miller’s Tropic of Capricorn, while thinking of my cold, inevitable death into nothingness:
Delmon Young, only 28 years old, is somebody’s Mr. October.
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I demand a haiku. HAIKU ME, BRO.
Believe it or not,
Delmon Young is somebody’s
Mr. October.
This pleases me.