Possible Childish Headlines re: R.A. Dickey

The following are fifteen possible childish headlines regarding the R.A. Dickey trade situation:
Dickey Deep in Negotiations
Angels Working Hard on Dickey
Alderson Discussed Dickey All Night
Suitors May Have to Pay Big Price for Dickey
Deal with Dickey Close to Completion
Mets Likely Holding on to Dickey
Big Dickey News Expected Today
Phillies Taking Peek at Dickey?
New York Hopes to Extend Dickey
Mets Criticized for Handling of Dickey
Age, Health Concerns with Dickey
Brewers on Last Minute Dickey Push
Seattle Feeling Out Dickey
Alderson Rubs Out Dickey Rumors
Market for Dickey Soft
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Mets Pushing Dickey Hard
Dickey Comes Out Ahead In Negotiations
Twins Potential Dickey Recipients?
Mets Keeping Lips Sealed on Dickey Rumors