POLL: Which Cubs Mascot is More Terrifying?
The Cubs recently announced they are bringing back a mascot to the franchise in the form of “Clark the Cub.” Clark, a name normally reserved for douchebags and Superman, is the first mascot the Cubs have had since Joa, a live bear that remained with the club for only three months. But before Joa the 1908 Cubs had this:
O terror!
And now the Cubs have this:
O terror! Terror abounds!
Zach is an egregious malcontent whose life goal is to literally become the London Tube.
Fuck you all.
That’s exactly what we are afraid of, Pedobear.