Pie Chart: WGN Programming, By Percentage
WGN’s coverage of the Cubs-Cardinals game in St. Louis is currently (as of 3:27pm CT) being delayed by a combination of weather and Cardinals’ World Series festivities. In the meantime, the network is running an episode of noted Chuck Norris vehicle, Walker, Texas Ranger.
As the following pie chart — based on totally real data — suggests, however, there’s nothing whatsoever out of the ordinary about this sequence of events.

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The whitesox shall be henceforth known by me as “other”.