Pie Chart: Every Thought I Had This Morning
January 19, 2012
Here’s a very accurate pie chart of all the thoughts I had this morning — many of them, it turns out, concerning Pirates outfield prospect Robbie Grossman.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
The irony of having a graph featured on “notgraphs” is quite delicious.
This is a not-infrequent offense that always goes unpunished.
I’m assuming this type of post slips through the cracks created by Notgraphs Constitution Stipulation 10C: ‘It’s Notgraphs, not Notcharts’.
Certainly a grey area if there ever was one in the blog’s unwritten, unfalsifiable, and ungentlemanly constitution.
Don’t forget however that NotGraphs Constitution Stipulation 10C has been crossed out voraciously, and underneath in Carson’s scribbles is this:
“NotGraphs is whatever we effin’ desire.
– Right now (23rd of June 2011) I effin’ desire a sandwich.
– Right now (13th of August 2011) I effin’ desire a Dick Allen post
– Right now (31st of Dec. 2011) I effin’ desire a happy New Year.
– Right now (1st of Jan. 2012) I effin’ desire a cure to this massive hangover.
– Right now (19th of Jan. 2012) I effin’ desire that Bryz gets his grubby mitts off of the NotGraphs Constitution. ‘Tis a fragile piece of napkin.
”
Looks like I Ji
Jim Thome’d that post.