Photo: The Three People You Meet in Heaven
November 14, 2011
The three people you meet in heaven are not Spike Lee, Shaquille O’Neal, and Dustin Pedroia, it turns out, as that triumvirate is currently occupied watching the Jets-Pats game in the Meadowlands tonight. Naturally.
H/T: Every person on my Twitter feed.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I didn’t realize Jason Statham was so short.