Photo: Pete Incaviglia and an Actual Pig

It would be a crime both (a) against humanity and (b) in at least one Mississippi county to bid adieu to The Feast of Pete Incaviglia without making public the above image.
The absence of a (an?) hilarious caption is no accident: it’s possible there are words for what you see here; they just aren’t English words.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I love the sub-headings under them too. Because, otherwise, you’d have to guess which one was the manager and which the mascot.