Photo: Coco Crisp’s New ‘Do

Presented without comment. Well, other than: Coco Crisp’s new hairdo is better than yours.

That’s how it’s done, folks. An afro, and earmuffs.

Here’s another one:

That thing’s glorious.

There isn’t much else to say but: Thank you, Coco Crisp. I’m nothing short of inspired.

More thank yous: To The Associated Press and Yahoo! Sports for the images, and to my brother from another mother @25th_Hour for sending the afro my way.