Photo: Beauty and Brains

No, this is not a post about, and nor will you see a photograph below of, Tony La Russa. You’re sick.

The best part? She’s not lying: I don’t see a ring.

It gets better: This photo was taken at game six. Game frigging six. Obviously she made the right decision.

And shout out to her soon-to-be husband for even putting a World Series game on the table, as a viable option to an engagement ring. That’s love.

I’d credit the image appropriately, but I found it on Tumblr. Let’s just thank the Internet.