Phillies Fever, Most Contagious
Back in 1976, when men were men and the drugs were just, just great, Philadelphians succumbed to what can best be described as one of the grooviest blood-borne soul-borne pathogens ever to roll across the plains, hills, dance floors, and sex parlors of America …
Some might question the verisimilitude of some parts of this audio recording. However, I have it on good authority that when Garry Maddox and Dave Cash have a conversation over Citizens’ Band Radio, it’s absolutely on the subject of the hottest thing in town.
Notice some fresh, oozing papules on the epidermis? You’ve got Phillies Fever, my friend.
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EGAD! No wonder they were swept in the 1976 NLCS.