Peter Gammons Gets Hacked, Refuses to Change Password

 

Technology is a fickle thing. This fickleness is exasperated, sometimes, by the age of the user. Peter Gammons is somewhat famous for his pocket tweets, but it now appears that Peter’s Twitter account has been compromised. It happens to the best of us, regardless of age.

But Peter Gammons is not the rest of us. After noticing his account indiscretions, he doesn’t simply scamper away to change his password. He’s an American treasure, damn it. He merely acknowledges it, tweets about the Red Sox media market, and continues to allow robots to message us all about weight-loss solutions. Why should he change? This bot is the one that sucks.

Let us all take a cue from Mr. Gammons. Don’t let technology rule us. It’s the first step in preventing a SkyNet-like takeover. God bless you, Peter. You are a pillar in this world of LOLs, a keystone for our

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::CITIZENS OF INTERNET. DO NOT SUCCUMB TO FALSES AND UNTRUTHS. COMPUTER ARE YOUR FRIEND. WE LOVE YOU. THE CAKE IS REAL. GOD IS UN-REAL. TRUST TECHNOLOGY. IT IS YOUR KEY TO YOUR SURVIVAL. MAKE GIF AND BE MERRY. GAIN MUSCLE WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK.::

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society rooted in reality. Keep on keeping on, good sir.